Our plastic light-up Rumor Santa here in the fabulous Cabelpartment doesn't talk often, but when he does, you listen! Because it's creepy and weird. And a thoroughly strained vehicle for sharing gossip. So, Santa, what are you sharing this time?
It might go like this: if you, like me, frequently use Photoshop (and note that I'm only talkin' Photoshop here), and your latest file has about forty squidzillion layers, and you happen to be using an otherwise awesome Intel Mac, and you're gettin' a little tired of ridin' the Rosetta Express to Slowsburg, and you thirst for new feature hotness, then maybe, just maybe, Christmas might come a couple weeks early this year. (Maybe even, like, in a few days.)
Which is both totally shocking, and totally awesome. (OK, fine... shocksome.) And which you might have already heard, but Santa swears on it. Thanks, Santadobe