Buggy Saints Row: The Musical

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Before I begin: yes, my Nintendo Wii has returned to me, safely, and upon its arrival I spent 15 minutes cradling it in my arms like a small child. Not really, but I'm so happy to have it back. And from Wii Day forward, I have been playing Zelda non-stop — this is a game that is so truly unbelievably good. It's one of those games you think about when you wake up, and look forward to when you come home from work. It's the kind of game where you can spend two hours just exploring. It's got some of the best character design and development I've ever seen in a game. Basiscally, I couldn't be happier.

But, friends: I'm not here to talk about Zelda.

A number of months ago, during the pre-Wii game drought, I partook in a little game cassette called Saints Row. Saints Row (plot: shoot stuff) was a pretty average game by any measure — for starters, it was literally, down to almost every detail, an exact clone of Grand Theft Auto. (I couldn't believe Rockstar didn't K.C. Munchkin all over their faces.)

Saints Row does, to its credit, have better graphics, a pretty good script, an amusing character creator, and better targeting (for better shooting people in the face).

It also has some bugs. The world's most awesome bugs.

So many bugs that I would keep my digital camera on hand while I played the game. And every time I came across a bug — and I came across a whole lot of them — I'd take a short video.

For a long time now, I've wanted to share these bug videos with you, but I wasn't convinced they were quite funny enough. They needed a hot comedy injection, a little something to tie it all together. And then it hit me: musical theatre. What better compliment to the rough and tumble world of Saints Row? (Mind you, I'm no professional musicarian, and, as noted previously, there's nothing more painful than hearing your own voice, especially when it appears to be singing.)

So, it's with extreme trepidation that I present to you, dear reader:

(Here's the ubiquitous low-quality YouTube mirror.)

Also, against all logic and reason, this blog post actually has a deleted song — a touching, soulful, tear-jacking ballad called Lost In The World.m4a (450 KB). It didn't quite have the mystique the last bug video demanded, so I wound up with the (quasi-arranged) "What Is This Place" instead.

Keep an eye out for "Transmit! The Musical!", featuring the hit single "What's Up With My Proxy (Do I Need To Set Passive Mode?)". Joking.


This is why I love this blog. You never know what to suspect from you Cabel.

I dugg this.
Anonymous William Wilkinson 12/28/2006 5:58 PM  
Cabel, you're totally crazy. In a good way that is. :)

Great Radioheadesque mood in the end of the song.
Blogger fontti-intoilija 12/28/2006 6:06 PM  
Cabel, stop it. You're making the rest of the internet seem boring.
Anonymous Anonymous 12/28/2006 6:15 PM  
Ack, sorry - didn't mean to post anonymously.
Blogger George 12/28/2006 6:26 PM  
Nah, Zelda's not really that good..
Anonymous Dave 12/28/2006 6:36 PM  
Cabel wins at the Internet.
Blogger Neven 12/28/2006 6:46 PM  
Wow, this is the best thing I've seen all month, maybe even all year.

Absolutely hysterical.

Incidentally, I can't say I ever saw any of these bugs playing Saint's Row.
Blogger Eridius 12/28/2006 6:56 PM  
holy crap that is hilarious.. and what's up with being able to sing? great f----n idea!
Anonymous nate beaty 12/28/2006 6:57 PM  
At least you can shoot at that guy... classic. (and yes Dave, Zelda really is that good)
Anonymous pedro 12/28/2006 6:59 PM  
Holy cow. I can't believe how awesome this is.

By the by, Zelda is really pretty awesome.
Blogger Nate 12/28/2006 7:01 PM  
Further winning my personal award for best blog on the entire internet.
Blogger Paul 12/28/2006 7:07 PM  
I had to watch it again just to hear the funny. Cabel, you're the man!
Blogger Scotty Moon 12/28/2006 7:25 PM  
Cabel, that last song in the video was f8cking awesome!!!! :sigh: I love this blog.....
Blogger viperteq 12/28/2006 8:21 PM  
Cabel, can I be like you when I grow up? Please...?
Anonymous Anonymous 12/28/2006 9:04 PM  

Just, awesome.
Anonymous yangman 12/28/2006 9:45 PM  
Hahaha. Cabel, you are one funny man. Thanks for all the lols.
Anonymous Tom 12/28/2006 10:08 PM  
He can sing, he can sing, he can sing, he can sing, I can daaaaaaance!

(just to get my point across, who'd have thought Cabel Maxfield Sasser, co-founder of Panic Inc.could actually carry a tune?)
Anonymous kickee 12/28/2006 10:10 PM  
My mind was blown, then my heart put my mind back together and made it punch my heart in the face. Awesomeness.

I hereby dub this feeling "zanbepdi", the CAPTCHA word I have to type below.
Blogger Drew 12/28/2006 10:34 PM  
I wish I had something witty to say about how awesome that was.
Blogger Andrew 12/28/2006 10:57 PM  
no, Drew, it's definitely "aomfrtm". c'mon.
Blogger Logan 12/28/2006 11:23 PM  
Brill. Ee. Ant. I can only sit, agape, in wonderment at how much time you must have spent perfecting and re-perfecting that piece of work.

Time you could have spent coding a new app.

(fontti-intoilija: It's really more of a Queen feel)
Anonymous Stormy 12/28/2006 11:42 PM  
Cabel, my friend, you are a genius.

I've been waiting for something to come along and entertain me for some time, but nothing has come up to the challenge.. apart from Buggy Saints Row.

You really should make more video content. The DS videos were informative and very funny aswell. You could call it Humoration. :D
Anonymous Malakym 12/29/2006 12:51 AM  
I hadn't seen that last bug before. So good!
Vice Kings!
Anonymous J_John 12/29/2006 1:04 AM  
I love you. Will you have my babies?
Blogger Drew 12/29/2006 3:17 AM  
Jebus, that was awesome.
Blogger Lee 12/29/2006 3:23 AM  
You are aware that your singing is quite good? Especially the last song with the through-the-earth falling is having a great Radiohead/Muse-esque moment there :).
Good stuff :D

PS. Dave, Zelda IS that good :p :)
Blogger Mirza 12/29/2006 5:07 AM  
cabel made kotaku!
Blogger Brad 12/29/2006 6:17 AM  
Rarely do I post comments on blogs, but I will make an exception for this fantastic piece of work. Brilliant! BRILLIANT!!
Blogger SockBoy 12/29/2006 6:35 AM  
I've been surfing this internet thingy for years. That video is absolutely one of the best things I've ever seen. Genius (and thanks!).
Anonymous Anonymous 12/29/2006 7:02 AM  
I have been contemplating for a while now if I should start a new Mac OS X-centric software company, but then I see this blog and realize that I am not Cabel Sasser. And that sucks.

Thank you, Cabel, for giving me joy and Damn you, Cabel, for being someone else.
Blogger Arthur 12/29/2006 7:44 AM  
So awesome.
Blogger Nathan 12/29/2006 7:52 AM  
Total Genius mate... loving your work!
Blogger Patrick 12/29/2006 8:19 AM  
You really really really need to put out a CD. Scratch that. DVD.
Blogger Sheldon Kotyk 12/29/2006 8:31 AM  
Bravo! Encore! Encore!
Blogger Thenomain 12/29/2006 8:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous 12/29/2006 9:19 AM  
Seriously dope.
Anonymous Miles Ward 12/29/2006 9:20 AM  
I stand in awe. You have done a fantastic job and should consider exploring music more seriously.
Anonymous Daniel Pasco 12/29/2006 9:24 AM  
You're voice / looks remind me so much of David Cross.

Good Show.
Anonymous Matt Tavares 12/29/2006 9:26 AM  
Totally Fantastic! 2 thumbs up!
Blogger Rahsun 12/29/2006 9:40 AM  
Where do you find time to generate all of the awesomeness you give the world?
Blogger Mark 12/29/2006 10:03 AM  
holy bejeezus you rule
Anonymous basil 12/29/2006 10:04 AM  
Cabel, I thought I had posted the
funniest thing on the interweb
this week. I was wrong. So, so wrong.

"Where's my F***in' Car" is destined to be a hit.
Blogger MikeTRose 12/29/2006 10:41 AM  
On behalf of the United Kingdom, I dub thee Sir Cabel Maxfield Sasser. That was the shizznit.
Blogger Si 12/29/2006 10:41 AM  
truly truly, too funny
Blogger Omar 12/29/2006 10:56 AM  
Wow. That was so far beyond what I was expecting. Very impressive (& hilarious) work.
Anonymous Mark Larson 12/29/2006 11:32 AM  
Indeed, very funny!
Anonymous Rick Curran 12/29/2006 12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous 12/29/2006 12:44 PM  
The credits say music and lyrics by you - did you write and perform that music, or is it a loop you found? If it's the former, good show! If the latter, well - still a good show!
Blogger David Chartier 12/29/2006 12:47 PM  
Dude, hilarious! I still love the game though -- until the real GTA comes out.
Blogger imjustbigboneddammit 12/29/2006 12:48 PM  
Cabel, your genius never ends. I've always been jealous of you, but this put it over the top. I had no idea you were a brilliant composer, lyricist, vocalist, and musician on top of being an incredible designer, coder, business man, and all around creative God!
Blogger Ava's Dad 12/29/2006 12:48 PM  
cabel, you just made my day.
Blogger Michael 12/29/2006 1:13 PM  
You say you're not a professional composer...

...why the hell not?!

That was fantastic. Very nicely done!
Anonymous Xander 12/29/2006 2:49 PM  
guess that says it all... great perfomance! ;)
Blogger flo 12/29/2006 3:28 PM  
Hail to the King Baby! You sir are a creative genius. My only regret is that after watching that video nothing will ever be as funny again on the "Internets"
Anonymous Anonymous 12/29/2006 3:37 PM  
That's the funniest thing I've seen since the YouTube kid who tries out spices.
Blogger segdeha 12/29/2006 3:40 PM  
Blogger Michael 12/29/2006 4:46 PM  
"I'm no professional musician..."

I don't buy that!
Anonymous Anonymous 12/29/2006 5:50 PM  
absolutely brilliant.

if virtual High-Fives weren't so nerdy and out of date I'd give you one right now.

...oh **** it

*virtual high-five*
Anonymous Soyner 12/29/2006 7:09 PM  
Dude, this has got to be the funniest video i have seen in a good long time. If you have xbox live you should send me a friend request, My GT is Loomy.
Anonymous Loomy 12/29/2006 7:39 PM  
Great, now I'm going to be singing this in my head for the next few days, picturing you spinning around, doing jazz hands as the camera pulls away (via crane, of course) and you sing "Where's my f#cking caaaaaaarr!"

And for some reason you're wearing a sparkly purple shirt in said mental image. I'm so frightened.
Anonymous gb 12/29/2006 8:26 PM  
Cabel man, Never let the thought of you being inable to do something stop you from actually doing it, seriously. You downplay this video and it turns out to be the best gaming related video I've seen in months... Good freaking job.
Anonymous Anonymous 12/29/2006 9:04 PM  
First off, you have a great singing voice! I really don't know how mine sounds as I never really sing. Do you just not get embarressed or did you do this alone? I would've been rediculously embarressed to be caught singing for absolutely no reason.

Second what program did you use to edit the music? I assume you used something.

Also you seem to love Zelda alot and I like it but I just don't like it or games in general as much as I used to. Think I have depression?(I'm serious)

(sorry if this is a repost it didn't seem to go through)
Anonymous Dakaggo 12/29/2006 9:19 PM  
Cabel...that was brilliant. Dude, you can freakin' sing too! I'll do your musical release CD and promo materials.
Blogger Eric Jasso 12/29/2006 9:53 PM  
Basiscally, I never learnt to speil. MMMM.... Wii + Zelda = Love
Anonymous califguy4christ 12/29/2006 10:27 PM  
We totally totally need to have all of the songs in m** format... please??
Blogger David 12/29/2006 11:15 PM  
Holy crap that was amazing.
Blogger Michael 12/30/2006 12:32 AM  
I just watched that five times in a row. Hilarious. Just bookmarked your blog too...and am thinking about bison soup...
Anonymous Comet 12/30/2006 1:27 AM  
Cabel, you owe me a new MacBook Pro (you know, the keyboard's built-in)

And, you can sing pretty well :p
Blogger Kenneth 12/30/2006 1:44 AM  
I've never read your blog and I've never played that game, but I completely enjoyed that musical.
Anonymous Anonymous 12/30/2006 4:04 AM  
Well it took you a while to start a blog, and you're not the most frequent poster ever..., but this magical little corner of the internet is probably my all -time favorite site to visit.

I think I'm going to have to buy transmit a second time, just for that video.. :)
Blogger Apt 12/30/2006 4:36 AM  
Dunno if i'm the first to point this out, but you've hit metafilter too now... i think that's like +4 respect of infinite nerdlings right there [with a slashdot mention being a linux pimple modifier +7 and chance of getting laid by hunchbacks ^60%].

peep it:

But yeah, Saint's Row is pretty damn buggy over here... even with the patches. The floaty/car disappearing one happens EVERY time i play it.
Anonymous c.todd [phylum sinter] 12/30/2006 6:40 AM  
uber sweet!

are you sure you're not a profession musicarian?
Anonymous Never teh Bride 12/30/2006 11:57 AM  
I'm pressive vocals. I think I just heard me some Freddie Mercury! Anyone else?
Anonymous Anonymous 12/30/2006 12:27 PM  
Cabel, I'm so glad there's you. I mean, if you can keep ME coming back to a blog that's primarily about video games and processed snack foods, you know there's quality going on here.

Also, would you please, PLEASE reivew the Lost board game? Please? Possibly even in musical format?

Also, more musicals on would make 2007 great. About anything, really -- what you had for lunch, wedding planning, how boing boing has too many ads, whatever. Just more musicals.
Anonymous freddy 12/30/2006 1:19 PM  
You're a hit on YouTube:

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Blogger MikeTRose 12/30/2006 1:47 PM  
Hi. I AM a professional musician, and I can honestly say that was INCREDIBLE. I cracked up. Mucho props to you, fella.
Anonymous Anonymous 12/30/2006 2:23 PM  
Transmit! The Musical! -- I would pay to watch this. $5. GO!
Blogger Walter 12/30/2006 5:21 PM  
Marevellous work. Very enjoyable show. I hope you continue to work on this idea. Great music and well performed. Thanks!
Blogger Booklad 12/30/2006 6:14 PM  
Wow Cabel. I love your blog. You always outdo yourself. You did all the voice yourself? Hell, that beats the Anti-Elf Anthem by a mile.

And I've said exactly the same thing about Zelda. I have over 70 hours logged and I'm hardly to the fourth dungeon. That seems to annoy people, but I'm enjoying the game immensely, rather than just rushing through it. The dungeons are really a necessary evil to me, rather than the meat of the game.
Blogger Russell 12/30/2006 8:59 PM  
This is how David Pogue made it to International Tech Pundit Master, and his music wasn't as good. Bravo!
Anonymous Anonymous 12/31/2006 3:13 PM  
Awesome. Truly awesome.

Any chance of you putting up all the songs in MP3 format or something? ;)
I'd LOVE to add this "soundtrack" to my "Awesome Music Playlist"!
Anonymous EB64 1/01/2007 5:40 PM  
Wow. Just wow. That is freaking awesome.
Anonymous Eamon Ford 1/01/2007 5:54 PM  
Good. Damn good.
Blogger Allan 1/01/2007 11:50 PM  
The "Where's my f*in car" reprise at the end made this, plus the inane spoken introductions. You managed to skewer both musical theater and badly coded video games, which I believe is an act outlawed in the Carolinas while simultaneously being a nominatable action for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Amazingly good.
Anonymous Anonymous 1/02/2007 2:53 AM  
ok .. I got some questions.. this is OFF TOPIC by the way...

will you ever do a Wii Video review like you did on the DS Lite, cuz it was freakin' awesome...
Blogger dor 1/02/2007 2:38 PM  
Absolutely marvellous. More please :)

Here's a mobile version for those who like to share, good till 8th Jan I believe:
Blogger Mark 1/02/2007 11:16 PM  
You sir are a lyrical/musical genious.
Blogger Alan 1/03/2007 2:31 PM  
I never ran into those bugs... maybe that's why I haven't written any hit songs. Yeah, that must be it.

Great work though, I love it!
Anonymous matches 1/03/2007 6:17 PM  
Heard you on the DL show and came here. So glad I did! The video is awesome, even to someone who hasn't seen nor played Saints Row. Your musical talents are underrated.
Blogger Invervegas 1/05/2007 1:19 AM  
I love this! Hilarious! Made me crack up for hours, nice job man.
Anonymous Turbo 1/05/2007 10:28 PM  
I can't stop playing it over and over again. Seriously, this is one of the greatest things I've ever seen on the internet, up there with Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series and Ask A Ninja. Seriously, do more. It's amazing.
Anonymous zlxq3000 1/06/2007 12:20 PM  
That is MARVELOUS work. Your voice and music is brilliant, too! I keep replaying this just to listen to the music. "It kinda looks like we're both farting" hehe

Oh I'd love to see more stuff liek this. Bravo!
Anonymous Jason 1/08/2007 12:35 PM  
Not only is the concept excellent, but the lyrics are funny and tightly composed, and the music is actually really good (excellent voice, btw). Most parody stuff like this doesn't have one one-hundreth of the craft that went into this piece. I absolutely love it. Fucking hilarious.
Blogger Sam 1/08/2007 10:37 PM  
That movie was totally awesome, and the quality of the musicianship is really excellent. Did you play the piano parts, too?
Anonymous Stephen Van Dahm 1/10/2007 11:14 AM  
It's clear that your comments about lacking in musical skills are just trolling for compliments, but frankly you deserve them. I give them to you. You have compliments of a musical nature from me. What I'm trying to say is, those were good songs. And I liked them. Thanks!
Anonymous Anonymous 1/11/2007 11:15 PM  
Seriously, you've got almost a hundred comments saying this musical was awesome. And that's exactly why I'm writing this comment. The lyrics, the video editing and your voice - it was truly a great piece of work! Enjoyable AND humorous.

And to think you help create some of the greatest Mac applications as well... AND you have one of the greatest names in the world. You will from now on officially be my hero. Just wait for that stupid blog of mine to get real and I'll have rolling credits with you in it :P
Blogger prefect 1/15/2007 9:24 PM  
Held off on watching this until today, since (and let's not take this personally, people) everything that could possibly be wrong with a bit of Internet geek-wank, in moral terms I mean, is wrong with this.

But it is, against all odds, against any natural or aesthetic precedent, goddamn wonderful, and you sir are to be commended. Your 'What Is This Place' falsetto just about destroyed me.

Also: Thanks for Transmit. :)
Anonymous Wax Banks 1/18/2007 6:51 AM  
Pure genius! I never heard you sing before, so it was a treat. I can't stop smiling.
Blogger Lucius 1/18/2007 7:34 PM  

Great stuff you've got!
Blogger Eden7c 1/23/2007 8:33 PM  
That's so awesome! Everything about this was amazing, kudos +
Blogger Travis 1/24/2007 1:08 PM  
Rent 2: Where's my 'effin car?
Blogger Nick 1/25/2007 5:00 PM  
Cable, Awesome song, dude! I wish to download this song, is it available somewhere or not?
anyway keep going with this succes!
Anonymous Anonymous 1/26/2007 5:57 AM  

You've made my day, good sir!
Anonymous Anonymous 1/26/2007 5:50 PM  
Are you serious? He makes saints row out to be ridden with millions of bugs, then shows what... 4 clips? please, lets grab more attention... and btw, your not funny.
Anonymous Anonymous 1/27/2007 8:46 AM  
Congrats on an excellent video.

I offer this memory to the pile:

Driving in Saint's Row I rear-end, accidentally or not, another car . Now this action manages to thrust my front axle underneath the pavement. As you've noted sparks are flying as the game tries to remedy this, and it does - but pulling my front bumper down as well. My front side fenders succumb and my back wheels are lifted from the asphalt - I realized it's time to retreat.

I can only watch in awe as my car is pulled and wrenched on it's spark filled and jerky trip to the underworld.

A brilliant and talented video of a brilliant and rather bug-filled game. You sir have my Kudos.

I would normally ask for them back, but you can keep them.
Anonymous The Goofy Viking 1/28/2007 10:10 AM  
The greatest thing to grace the internet since my televised birth!
Anonymous Brent 1/28/2007 10:27 PM  
Yeah, that was sweet. Don't worry about the singing part it was actually pretty good (not an endorsement to audition for American Idol, lol). Good stuff.
Anonymous Anonymous 1/30/2007 7:33 AM  
Can't someone try to uplaod an mp3 version of Lost in the world?
Anonymous Anonymous 1/30/2007 12:32 PM  
Dude, those songs are well written and well sung, very professional seeming, and the camerawork may not be perfect but a lot of it's better than I expected, in short, why aren't I paying for this. I think with all of the work that seems to have gone in you need to finish the whole musical and get it produced (and make sure it comes to the UK).

Anonymous Anonymous 1/31/2007 8:42 AM  
Well, it might've taken 20 years for his voice to change, but when it did, boy was it great. :) Cabel, thanks for the hilarious trax, and again, thanks for introducting me to ProTracker back in the 80's. If it hadn't been for that, I might not be producing music the way I am today. Folks, Cabel proved to me he was a musical genius EVEN BACK THEN -- mostly because he liked the same kinda music I did! (HO!-That's FUNNY!.... Right? Funny?) Anyways, Great video, great songs, great lyrics, and that other schmub.
Your old pal,
Anonymous Bryce L. Tomlinson 2/02/2007 9:41 AM  
This is DAMN COOL! I can't believe how cool this is! Good damn job! Woot! You made my day!
Blogger Vlad 2/15/2007 10:56 AM  
hahahahahahaha brilliant!!
Anonymous Anonymous 2/21/2007 11:12 AM  
I suggest you buy Crackdown and get filming on a sequel.
Anonymous Cory 2/27/2007 11:02 AM  
Wow. That was truly.. brilliant.
Anonymous Anonymous 3/01/2007 12:53 PM  
You've taken lemons and made some rather fine lemonade; very nice work! I watched and laughed out loud and then showed it to my wife and we both laughed out loud.

One good turn deserves another, so I upgraded to Transmit 3.0 today!

Keep up the good work whether you're making great software or musical theatre.
Blogger Brian T. Grant 3/06/2007 6:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous 3/10/2007 10:58 PM  
Heard you on David Lawrence's Personal Netcast. You, sir, rock... hard. Brilliant bit of art.
Anonymous Scott Fletcher 3/17/2007 7:46 PM  
Dude, got yourself a real Ben Folds thing going on there, keep it up! I know everyone hates their own voice except lead singers, but hey you actually have something to work with.

- j
Anonymous Anonymous 5/02/2007 6:02 PM  
Absolutely Brilliant, Sir.

Absolutely Brilliant.
Anonymous Another Dude Online 5/03/2007 11:13 AM  
You missed a great bug in the Los Carnales area (damnit, now you got me saying it!) by the Fox Drive Weapons Plant. It's similar to the disappearing car trick, only it's in mid-air. It's the area above some kind of pipeline, that when you decide it's a good idea to jump over it, holds you and your passengers in place, but takes your car, and also messes up your camera angle.
Anonymous Seraph 5/04/2007 9:39 AM  
Hilarious! And you have a great voice!
Blogger Tish 5/09/2007 3:00 PM  
This is still funny. I thought of it again this week, and had to dig around and find it again on your blog. The music is wonderful too, from retro pastiche to Danny Elfman – even a little Rufus Wainwrightesque flourish. If I had made so fine a thing, I would never stop being proud of myself.
Anonymous Faith 9/20/2007 2:02 AM  
Awesome, hilarious, and apt.
Blogger Michael 10/24/2007 8:53 AM  
One year passed and it's still hilarious.
Anonymous Anonymous 12/28/2007 9:13 PM  
Absolutely hilarious!
Anonymous Anonymous 11/10/2008 9:24 PM  
Two years (almost) passed and it's still hilarious! Is there any sense in holding out hope for Buggy Saints Row 2: Stilwater Runs Deep?
Anonymous Anonymous 11/19/2008 5:25 PM  
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