Somehow the tradition continues! While the funniest fireworks seem to have been in previous (2008) Yay! Fireworks installments (2007), this year's trip to Blackjack still yielded some amazing surprises. Enjoy.
OH MY GOD THAT GUMSHOE IS A DEMON FOR SOME REASON
But only just.
I truly enjoyed this Konami game on my Super Nintendo
Nothing says "Hollywood Trip" like Barbara Streisand's head floating next to a faceless man and Krusty the Chaplin
I enjoyed Dancer in the Dark but this new work left me a little underwhelmed. (LARS VON TRIER JOKE)
Or the eyes of everyone else around you, since it's, you know, a firework.
Then stay the hell away from my surge suppressor, god dammit
Sweet Corel Draw Clip Art Starter Sampler: Vol. 1
Warning: emits showers of musty locker-room smells and features strained-laughter report
Make that happen, and I might actually go to the zoo.
I'm going to be honest, I don't think I want my tax dollars funding this "elite team" anymore.
Much more impressive than the Passive-Aggressive Oregonian
I get this one for free after I eat fettucini alfredo. (I apologize.)
OK. Be honest. What did you think this was? (True answer: "Amazing Planet")
Special Bonus Feature
I've told you before about The Gauntlet: the long, treacherous stretch of Vancouver, Washington road that leads to two competing fireworks stands: Blackjack and TNT. Armed to the teeth with minimally-paid teenagers, and with an ever-escalating arms race of inflatable bouncy castles and discounted diet soda, The Gauntlet will not stop — nay, will not take so much as a single restful breath — until you make The True Choice on where to spend your fireworks money.